...but first let's get some clothes on.

Well my last post back in March was so extremely positive, that I thought I needed to bring it around full-circle here in July and tell everyone the honest-to-goodness truth.  Things are SO COVID around here that my 11-year old swims naked in our backyard BIG-kiddie pool most of the day.  My 12-year old thinks it's completely normal to stay up til midnight watching Hogan's Heroes on a Wednesday, and my 8 year old may or may not have published her own you-tube channel in which she gives tips on how to interact with strange children or cute dogs.

If you're like me, the following things have happened:

1. Your vacation gets canceled not once, but twice.
2.  You've googled "counselor who specializes in ________ near me" at least a dozen times.
3. You have bought a giant kiddie pool with a filter for waaaaaaay too much money and you think you're a chemist because it hasn't turned green yet.
4. You visit the grocery store to browse the non-edible section and suddenly containers of all shapes and sizes interest you, along with Crayola’s new metallic markers and floating animal pool toys.
5. You have not ONCE bought lipstick.  Or mascara for that matter.  In fact, you’re positive that your lipstick company is going out of business.
6.  You have at least two bags of library books and DVD's sitting by your door gathering dust and waiting patiently.  They are not talking or bickering.  You actually kind of prefer them to your children.
7.  You have stocked up on gin.  And you are not telling how much.
8.  You have now sold most everything in your house on ebay or Poshmark.
9.  You buy 3 gallons of milk and 3 jars of peanut butter every time you go to the store.
10. Your dog now thinks he is a person. And your chickens think they are dogs.

Tonight we decided we would part-ay!  All 5 of us...And so we suited up, turned on the dub-step, and made our grand entrance into the pool.  It was super warm....I couldn't even tell when I had entered the pool to be honest.  We had so much fun that we didn't even realize our silent child had puked in the pool....or had gotten naked for that matter-which is a normal occurrence....which brings me to the biggest COVID struggle of all...

Our Bug wants to be naked at all times.
And it's hard.  It's not cute anymore. She's 11.  And going through puberty.  And she has things that shouldn't be seen by everybody, everywhere...even in our backyard by the neighbor boys and the cute couple who tolerates our shenanigans just over the fence...

The other day we were swimming at the beach and I was up on the sand chattering with some friends, and here she comes....streaking out of the water in all of her glory for all to see....Fortunately, I have a slew of friends (thank you!) who took action to help charm her back in the water, call me, and search for her bathing suit...One lucky Dad found her bathing suit underneath his toes and graciously tossed it in our direction as an offering of decency...and we were saved once again.  This is not the first or the last time this has happened.  The one pro is it sends us all to mass hysteria and giggles like we are in middle school again. 

June has also become more obsessive, and this has been harder than one would think.  She will climb out of the pool (naked) just so she can move the hose 3 inches to the right, or the toucan float upside-down, or take all the towels and throw them on the ground.  TOWELS AND BATHING SUITS MUST BE ON THE GROUND AT ALL TIMES.  I have stopped cleaning up the back porch, because she has to throw all clothes and all laundry baskets on the ground. So it might as well stay a dumping-ground until I can wash and fold it.  Every door and drawer must be shut. Every light must be turned off.  And she is obsessed with the PEANUT BUTTER.  It goes on everything and if it can't go on everything, when we are not looking, she screws off the top and dips her entire hand in there and digs out a fistful and stuffs it in her mouth like we are not feeding her.  All her toys in her room must be off the shelves and on the floor, but the tub toys must be all in the basket, and the basket must be perfectly lined up against the wall.  She can't leave the bathroom until the toilet lid is shut, the light is off, the stool is lined up perfectly,  all diapers are in the hamper (why? they go in the trash) and the bath mat is in its proper place.

The OCD or the COVID is going to kill me.  I'm just not sure which one.

And when my husband gets home at night, I want him to put the girls to bed.  Because I can't take one more single-solitary OCD action.  I learned tonight in my marriage class that I'm supposed to say "I can't".  So I'm saying it.  I can't.  But maybe it's more that I don't want to.  OCD is so boring, and being naked is sooooo over-rated.  I have to admit I just want normal. And here we are again, because normal ain't happening.  And the truth is, I smile and laugh when people talk about the diaper stage and the poopy smearing, but deep down inside, I want to blurt out all the truths under my tongue that make me a horrible person.  Really, I want to curl up into bed and read myself into my dreams and stay there all night and fast-forward to the fall because....then there will be a schedule...then someone else can deal with the mess yet I have no idea who would feel called to this job, or who would sign up for it...but she signed up!  She's here.  And I wonder when I will lose her because I lose them all eventually...because this isn't a job for the rich and famous.  It's not glorious.  It can be boring, hard and zap you of all your energy reserves to chase around an elf with antics.

 I remember the doctor said to me years ago...."They did this study where they took all the parents in a room who had children with "special needs" and asked the parents which "special need" they would rather handle in a list of "special needs".  Well my doctor said that most of the parents actually picked their child's special need because that's what was familiar and what they knew how to handle.

You know which "special need" I would have picked? I'm embarrassed to say.  Because a gift was entrusted to me, and what I do with it can be destructive or loving...but I don't always choose loving.

Sometimes I destroy.

I am thanking God today that He can refine and purify all the things destroyed in fire. In my fire.

May I love well.
Even during a pandemic.

"Remember that when you leave this Earth, you can take with you nothing that you have received-only what you have given: a full heart, enriched by honest service, love, sacrifice and courage."

-Saint Francis of Assisi

Cape Charles, July 4

Normal

The day after school let out I sacrificed my summer to the doctors, therapists, nurses, pharmacists, and counselors of Hampton Roads.

It literally happened over night, in an instant.

And while I can't tell you that story, I can tell you that it's been isolating, lonely, and for an extrovert like me, a game of carefully walking a line and balancing my friends on a tightrope so I don't go crazy.

Today I literally spent 8:15 am  to 3:00 pm dealing with medical or insurance issues.
L-i-t-e-r-a-l-l-y.

I made my kids' lunches while I sat on hold for the 17th time with another doctor's office.
I cursed the answering service under my breath as I smeared the last tablespoon of peanut butter onto an organic wheat piece of bread.
And then I called someone else, held my breath.
And hoped they understood my plea.

I do not cry anymore.  I don't have time to.

The menagerie of bills, toys, artwork and forms on my kitchen counter has become more than embarrassing and tonight I rallied and made some order to the seemingly ending chaos, polishing the black granite shiny with a rag.  I may have rubbed a little too hard, I am not sure.

My attendant asked me today if I like being a stay-at-home mom and I almost choked.
"No," I thought.
 But instead, "I don't love it in the summers," slipped out.

The other day I was walking with my kids, June strapped into her special needs-stroller.
I was at the beach by myself with these little people.  Which is a miracle within itself.
Some guy says, "Aren't you too big for that stroller little girl?"
I looked at him, pursed my lips and let out "Hmmmm."
Because I was contemplating him. And contemplating my life.
Because I didn't have the energy to sock him across the face.
Because he's right.  I have a 9 year old in a stroller.

And sometimes my 10 year old takes care of her as his "chore".
And lately it's been my 6 year old.

I am sorry if you have called me and I have not responded.  I am on auto-pilot.

If you didn't catch it up there, I have run out of peanut butter.  That never happens.

This too, shall pass, but the unfortunately the passing is taking too long.

I told God yesterday "I thought you just wanted my Summer".
And I think He whispered back, " I want all of you."

And as if I thought it was enough to have just one child with special needs, I am coming to the realization that I may have two.  Matter of fact, I am certain my entire family is some kind of special.

I have accepted it.
But I can't move on.

I'm sorta stuck.

I wanted the other family.
The normal family.

God, would you help me love my new normal?

4 messes

We sat down for dinner tonight-a little too late- and all together for the first time in what seems like ages.  Maybe I've planned Summer that way so I don't ever have to sit down, so we never have down- time, so I never have the deal with the messes.  I can't really be sure.

About two minutes in, the milk goes flying and my 5 year old announces,
 "Well there's the 4th mess of the day: Sloppy, Poopy, Poopy and Milky!"

"Clever" I thought.  I counted them myself.  Was she keeping track? It's like she knew before I even counted them.  Are all my kids keeping track of the messes that happen all day long?

Did you know that just two teaspoons of water beads makes about  565,089,789 full-grown water beads?  I knew this, but let my kids make a dish pan of them anyway.  And since June eats about 20 of them a week, I am pretty sure she tricked us into paying attention to her mouth so she could quickly swipe the dish pan and turn the entire thing upside-down.

I cannot even tell you what that looked like-watching it flip upside-down in almost slow motion. I nearly froze watching the little perfect jello beads boing effortlessly across the floor and land in baskets and shoes and nooks that I never realized I had.  I didn't breathe.  Or move.  Just watched.  And then when it was all over I wanted to cry.  But I didn't.   I trudged on because I am the Mom.  I rounded the troops and gathered the brooms.  You can sort of sweep them, but they are jumpy little devils so you end up picking up most of them one-by-one-by-one.  45 minutes later-

I will spare you the two poo stories.

And then my 9 year old spilled his milk.

I barely

b l i n k e d.

And that was my afternoon and evening after the CAMP.  Which was amazing.  We were the last campers left, watching every single last move the magician made, because I knew when we headed back to the house, messes were likely.

And so begins my Summer as Camp Director at my house.  Love to all you Mamas out there who are doing the same thing at your house this Summer.  Love to all you Mamas who are working your tail off at a job outside of your home while someone else directs Summer.

Trying to embrace it.

Not gonna lie.  It's a bit messy.  My house gets messy.  The bathrooms are extra messy.  I am positive I scream more.  There's always a mess in the sink, a mess in her pants, a mess in my mind and a huge mess in the big boy's room.  Hoping my heart can handle all Summer brings.  God bless this mess.